文案 爱情搞笑句子图片

1.
"Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster
ride,
sometimes
you
scream
with
joy
and
sometimes
you
scream
with
fear. "
【
#LoveQuotes】

2.
"If
love
is
blind,
why
do
we
dress
up
for
it?"
【
#FunnyLoveQuotes】

3.
"I
love
you
more
than
pizza,
and
that's
saying
a
lot. "
【
#CheesyLoveQuotes】

4.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "
【
#HilariousLoveQuotes】

5.
"I
thought
I
was
in
love
once,
but
then
I
realized
I
was
just
hungry. "
【
#LoveHumor】

6.
"Love
is
like
a
plant,
if
you
don't
water
it,
it
dies.
But
if
you
water
it
too
much,
it
drowns. "
【
#LoveAdvice】

7.
"If
love
is
a
battlefield,
then
my
heart
is
a
warzone. "
【
#LoveWar】

8.
"Love
is
like
a
puzzle,
sometimes
the
pieces
fit
perfectly,
and
other
times
they
just
don't. "
【
#LoveMetaphors】

9.
"I
don't
need
a
Valentine's
Day
gift,
just
give
me
all
the
chocolate
and
nobody
gets
hurt. "
【
#ValentinesDayHumor】

10.
"Love
is
like
a
dance,
sometimes
you
step
on
each
other's
toes,
but
with
practice,
you
can
twirl
together
perfectly. "
【
#LoveUnderstanding】

11.
"Love
is
like
a
text
message,
sometimes
it's
sweet,
sometimes
it's
cheesy,
but
it
always
makes
you
smile. "
【
#LoveTexts】

1
2.
"I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake. "
【
#LoveComparisons】

1
3.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
you
have
to
think
before
you
make
a
move. "
【
#LoveStrategy】

1
4.
"Love
is
like
a
good
joke,
it's
better
when
shared
with
someone
special. "
【
#LoveSharing】

1
5.
"Love
is
like
a
potluck,
you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get,
but
it's
always
satisfying. "
【
#LovePotluck】

1
6.
"I
fell
in
love
with
you
the
second
I
saw
your
face,
but
then
you
opened
your
mouth
and
ruined
it. "
【
#LoveAtFirstSightHumor】

1
7.
"Love
is
like
a
bar
of
soap,
it
slips
away
if
you
don't
hold
on
tight. "
【
#LoveMetaphors】

1
8.
"I
thought
love
was
a
fairytale,
but
then
I
met
you
and
realized
it's
just
a
bunch
of
nonsense. "
【
#LoveSkeptic】

1
9.
"Love
is
like
a
good
book,
it
keeps
you
up
all
night
until
the
very
end. "
【
#LoveReading】

20.
"Love
is
like
a
good
wine,
it
gets
better
with
age,
and
makes
you
feel
warm
and
fuzzy
inside. "
【
#LoveWine】

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