集训生活搞笑句子简短英语(两点一线生活搞笑句子)

1.
"I
can
survive
on
instant
noodles
and
caffeine
for
days. "
【#CollegeLife】

2.
"I
use
my
laundry
basket
as
a
table
and
my
laptop
as
a
pillow. "
【#DormLife】

3.
"I
live
for
the
free
food
at
workshops
and
events. "
【#BrokeStudent】

4.
"I
never
walk
anywhere
on
campus
without
my
earphones
in. "
【#AvoidingHumanInteraction】

5.
"My
biggest
accomplishment
today
was
getting
out
of
bed
before
noon. "
【#LazyStudent】

6.
"I
can
sleep
through
an
earthquake
if
I'm
tired
enough. "
【#ProfessionalNapper】

7.
"The
only
thing
motivating
me
to
finish
this
essay
is
the
deadline. "
【#DeadlinePanic】

8.
"I
swear,
if
I
hear
someone
mention
'networking'
one
more
time. . . "
【#IntrovertedStudent】

9.
"I
only
have
three
outfits
in
my
wardrobe,
but
I
make
it
work. "
【#FashionChallenged】

10.
"I've
been
living
off
of
ramen
and
mac
n'
cheese
for
weeks
now. "
【#StrugglingChef】

11.
"I
don't
always
skip
class,
but
when
I
do,
it's
because
I'm
binge-watching
Netflix. "
【#ProcrastinationNation】

1
2.
"The
only
thing
that
gets
me
up
in
the
morning
is
the
promise
of
coffee. "
【#CaffeineAddict】

1
3.
"I
don't
need
a
gym
membership,
carrying
a
backpack
full
of
textbooks
is
my
workout. "
【#FitLikeAFrisbee】

1
4.
"I've
become
an
expert
at
napping
in
unexpected
places. "
【#NappingPro】

1
5.
"I
practically
live
in
the
library
during
finals
week. "
【#LibraryRat】

1
6.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
learning
anything
in
college,
but
I'm
definitely
getting
good
at
group
projects. "
【#TeamPlayer】

1
7.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
roommate's
snoring. "
【#DormMateDrama】

1
8.
"I
always
bring
my
own
lunch
to
campus,
but
end
up
buying
Starbucks
anyways. "
【#FrugalFail】

1
9.
"I've
learned
to
appreciate
the
small
things
in
life,
like
a
free
pen
at
a
career
fair. "
【#BrokeButGrateful】

20.
"I
don't
know
what
I'm
doing
after
I
graduate,
but
at
least
I
have
a
lot
of
experience
with
instant
noodles. "
【#FutureUncertain】

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